Yeeeeeessssssss....
That's right ladies and gentlemen... There is a LIGHT side and a DARK side to this art....
And Real Social Dynamics is about to present the dark side in all it's glory -- with the revealing of.......... ***THE CLAW***
First......
"The Claw Workshop" -- A small number of lucky applicants will be taught the power of The Claw and have their lives changed forever.
And next.......
"The Claw DVD Series" -- The Claw will be REVEALED on DVD and render ALL PREVIOUS DATING KNOWLEDGE OBSELETE.
Real Social Dynamics will REVEAL this magical dark arts claw technique on YouTube after next weekend's workshop in Hawaii, where the power of the claw being used in action by a lucky student will STUN THE ENTIRE DATING WORLD.
That's right... the countdown has begun.
Be here next Sunday (not this Sunday, but NEXT Sunday) for the revealing of THE CLAW...
Did someone say MAGIC PILL??.... Ooooooooh this is a THE GOODNESS.
Life may never be the same again.
Tyler
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ROTF
ReplyDeletefunniest shit of all time
ReplyDeleteHe finally lost it!
ReplyDeletehilarious parody of the techniques in our little community and the people who market them
ReplyDeleteyou are like the mad genius scientist. Recently, I have discovered the truth.. THE CLAW ALWAYS WINS!!!
ReplyDeletedorky
ReplyDeleteROTFL
ReplyDeletethe people he's spoofing are dorky for sure
What's the song that's being played? It sounds real familiar, but I can't quite make it out.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a spoof... the claw is real and it's totally amazing. Once the FDA approves it, you guys will flip out.
ReplyDeleteTynan
TD,
ReplyDeleteYou're late.
You should've revealed the claw after this weekend's bootcamp :-p
Where is the fucking Claw, Tyler?!?
ReplyDeletePlease! Share with us this peace of art you´ve created!
Haha
ReplyDeleteSounds almost like the weekly "buy our uber-shit" newsletter from Stylelife. Brilliant spoof.
"Just this week - we got 152 of the "uber-player" DVD programs left. You need to get one of them cause they are limited and after they're gone we'll NEVER release any of them again. So now is your chance, they're just 320$! Click here now!!!!1111oneoneone"
Ridiculous - thanks for pointing it out in such a nerdy manner, Tyler. ;)