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Saturday, January 13, 2007

The Claw Will Be Revealed.......

Yeeeeeessssssss....

That's right ladies and gentlemen... There is a LIGHT side and a DARK side to this art....

And Real Social Dynamics is about to present the dark side in all it's glory -- with the revealing of.......... ***THE CLAW***

First......

"The Claw Workshop" -- A small number of lucky applicants will be taught the power of The Claw and have their lives changed forever.

And next.......

"The Claw DVD Series" -- The Claw will be REVEALED on DVD and render ALL PREVIOUS DATING KNOWLEDGE OBSELETE.

Real Social Dynamics will REVEAL this magical dark arts claw technique on YouTube after next weekend's workshop in Hawaii, where the power of the claw being used in action by a lucky student will STUN THE ENTIRE DATING WORLD.

That's right... the countdown has begun.

Be here next Sunday (not this Sunday, but NEXT Sunday) for the revealing of THE CLAW...

Did someone say MAGIC PILL??.... Ooooooooh this is a THE GOODNESS.

Life may never be the same again.


Tyler

12 comments:

Magnus said...

ROTF

LOL said...

funniest shit of all time

Kanus said...

He finally lost it!

marvin said...

hilarious parody of the techniques in our little community and the people who market them

Moxy said...

you are like the mad genius scientist. Recently, I have discovered the truth.. THE CLAW ALWAYS WINS!!!

Anonymous said...

dorky

Anonymous said...

ROTFL

the people he's spoofing are dorky for sure

Anonymous said...

What's the song that's being played? It sounds real familiar, but I can't quite make it out.

Herbal said...

This isn't a spoof... the claw is real and it's totally amazing. Once the FDA approves it, you guys will flip out.

Tynan

Anonymous said...

TD,

You're late.

You should've revealed the claw after this weekend's bootcamp :-p

Max said...

Where is the fucking Claw, Tyler?!?

Please! Share with us this peace of art you´ve created!

Anonymous said...

Haha

Sounds almost like the weekly "buy our uber-shit" newsletter from Stylelife. Brilliant spoof.

"Just this week - we got 152 of the "uber-player" DVD programs left. You need to get one of them cause they are limited and after they're gone we'll NEVER release any of them again. So now is your chance, they're just 320$! Click here now!!!!1111oneoneone"

Ridiculous - thanks for pointing it out in such a nerdy manner, Tyler. ;)